With a squelching slimy spat, green blobs of interplanetary space-snot smothered the cockpit of Captain Taniwha’s rocket ship – he was blinded, and even worse, on a high speed collision with Earth. “Oh no! What do I do! I can’t see this stinky sticky space snot is sticking onto my windshield.” Captain Taniwha panicked as he squinted his eyes to see through the space-snot. “I’m about to crash into earth! Wait a minute.. Is that water? Oh my gosh! I love water and I need water!” “He yelled out loud happily as his rocket ship crashed into the middle of the ocean. “Yippee! My rocket ship is clean! Now all I have to do is get out of here… what is that?” He said, referring to the shark he saw. “WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT!!! I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE FAST!” He put his rocket ship on full blast trying to escape the shark; bad idea the shark chased him. “What?! How is that thing catching up to me! I am in full blast! Ain’t no way that thing is that fast!” His rocket ship flew out of the ocean and crashed somewhere he didn’t know. “…Oh gosh, where am I now?” He said as he got out of his broken rocket ship. “Nooo!! My rocket ship.. It took me 2 years to make this thing! Now it’s broken!” He had a frown on his face. “Everything is not going my way! My life is always not going my way! Ugh!” Everything was over for him, for that rocket ship was everything to him.
